My Mom when internet was 56 kbs.
waiting patiently
"This is neat."
20 years later when internet is 400 Mbps.
taps foot
"WHY'S THIS TAKING SO LONG WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!"
When I was 14 I was paying 22% of my check to the Federal faggot 'government'.
My McDonalds manager had to sit me down for 10 minutes (after I rode my 10 speed 20 minutes back) and explain how and why I was being anal raped by the Feds.
I was simultaniously thinking of a way to bang my 30 something highschool Algebra teacher.
If you had called me a child, I'd have kicked you in your lungs.