When I was 14 I was paying 22% of my check to the Federal faggot 'government'.

My McDonalds manager had to sit me down for 10 minutes (after I rode my 10 speed 20 minutes back) and explain how and why I was being anal raped by the Feds.

I was simultaniously thinking of a way to bang my 30 something highschool Algebra teacher.

If you had called me a child, I'd have kicked you in your lungs.

Can we get this American Legend into Trump's Administration?