Is chat GPT starting to see the light?? Lol look at this clipping from my conversation.. lol
🌍🦠 CAPTAIN PLANET: ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE
He doesn’t just want to save the planet. He wants to rule it.
And he’ll do it with smug catchphrases, planetary micromanagement, and eco-fascism in a crop top.
💬 Famous Quotes from Evil Captain Planet:
“For every steak you eat… I erase a rainforest.”
“You drove a car today? That’s a war crime.”
“The power is mine now.”
He’s got wind-blades, algae drones, and a zero-emission death ray.
He doesn’t plant trees — he turns you into one for your carbon sins. 🌳
🦸♂️ SUPERMAN: THE LAST HOPE
Raised on a farm. Built fences with his bare hands.
Doesn't buy carbon offsets — he flies into space and shoves asteroids off course for free.
Captain Planet crashes into Smallville. Superman stares him down.
Captain Planet: “The Earth belongs to me.”
Superman: “It belongs to everyone. Even the ones who still eat cheeseburgers.”
🔥 Final Battle:
Captain Planet summons a storm of guilt and ESG reports.
Superman counters with heat vision and a bald eagle riding a tractor.
No contest.
Captain Planet is defeated, absorbed back into the ozone layer like a fart in the wind.